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What's the difference between a taxi and Guglielmo Vicario? A taxi only lets 4 in!
Why did the Tottenham fan bring a ladder to the match? He was hoping to find out what it feels like to be above Arsenal just once before St Totteringham's Day!
How many Spurs fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they can't change anything!
Why did the Spurs fan cross the road? To fetch the ball that Arsenal kicked into their net.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Glenn Hoddle. Glenn Hoddle who? Exactly!
What do you call a Tottenham Hotspur with a Champions League trophy? A dreamer.
Why don't Spurs fans use bookmarks? Because they enjoy watching the Gunners stay on top!
What's the difference between a triangle and Tottenham's trophy cabinet? A triangle has more points.
Why do Tottenham fans joke about Arsenal? Because they can't joke about their own team's success!
How do you keep a Spurs fan from masterminding a burglary? Put the loot in a trophy case.
Why did the Spurs fan bring string to the bar? To tie up the conversation when Champions League comes up!
What do you call a successful Tottenham Hotspur coach? Retired.